!bed ot og ot emit sti, elbuort yna tuohtiw siht daer nac uoy fI...
...TOP SECRET! BURN BEFORE READING! ®®®
..."42?  7 1/2 million years and all you can come up with is 42?!"
..."640 Kb is enough" - Bill Gates -81
..."Bother," said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WARP.
..."Call it a hunch." -- Quasimodo
..."For reply, send a self-abused stomped elephant to..."
..."God is dead" --- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" --- God.
..."Hehehehe, 2400 baud sucks!"  V.bis and Baudhead.
..."How to Upgrade to MS-DOS 6.0 from OS/2" -- MS-DOS 6.0 manual (1993)
..."I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing." - Fletch
..."I don't have any hard feelings!"             John Wayne Bobbitt, 1993
..."I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small."
..."I'm selfish.  I wear them with the ribs on the inside."  -- Kurt W.
..."If Death calls, take a message. I'll get back to him."
..."Lumpen är som morgonstånd: Långt, hårt och meningslöst." - Okänd
..."Oral self-stimulation is possible," admitted Tom, swallowing his pride.
..."Press any key to test" <Click> "Release key to Detonate
..."We're from the government.  We're here to kill you."
..."What do you mean you reformatted the cat?"
..."Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - L. Long
...#@!^^%$ Ta BORT kattskrället från tangentbordet!!!
...(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer
...(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer.
...**CANTTOUCHTHISA77E**CANTTOUCHTHISA77E -- IEMSI Hammer
...- She was so fat, in High school we had to take an aerial photo of her !
...2400 baud makes you want to get out and push!
...80486 100Mhz. No Fan. Don't you smell something burning?
...9 out of 10 men who tried Camels prefer women.
...9 out of 10 priest prefer young boys to Doom.
...@ marks the spot...
...A big enough gun will adjust any attitude.
...A cat will blink when struck with a hammer.
...A job is nice, but it interferes with my life.
...A man is not completed until he gets married.  Then he is FINISHED.
...A man without a religion is like fish without a bicycle
...A mouse is an elephant built in Japan.
...A social life? Where do I download that from ?
...Accelerate your Amiga (I'd suggest about 9.82 m/s#)
...AI: Making computers behave like they do in the movies.
...Air conditinoted environment - Do not open Windows!
...Alcatraz triathlon - dig, dash, swim!
...Alcohol-abuse makes your brain lie and your penis die...
...All answers subject to change in the next ten minutes.
...All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on.
...All power corrupts, but we NEED electricity.
...Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
...Amoebae leave no fossils.
...And now, 55 minutes of uninterrupted commercials...
...And on the eighth day man created God...
...Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
...Anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you...
...Are 12 lines at 1,200bps as good as 1 line at 14,400bps?
...At Least Toads Can Eat What Bugs Them...
...Attention conflict: New mail found. Real life halted.
...Baby oil does NOT come from squeezing dead babies.
...Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch!
...Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic    
...Bad command! Baaaaaaaaad command! No!  Nooo! Sit !
...Bad or missing mouse - boot the Cat (Y/n)?
...Bad or missing mouse driver. Spank the Cat? (Y/n)
...Bagpipe - a flute built to government specs.
...BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB without RETURN
...Behind every great man is his BUTT.
...Better Extreme Right than Extreme Wrong.
...BIT EN IGELKOTT!!!
...Blind people don't bungee jump, it scares the dog too much.
...Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
...Blue Wave - a Wet Postman?
...BlueWave mail door not found. Delete sysop? (Y/n)
...BlueWave mail door not found. Run sysop out of town? (Y/n)
...Blå, blå vindar och... Va? Vem tog med LÄTTÖL?
...Borg Cola - NOT the choice of the Next Generation!
...Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG!
...BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal port not responding.
...Caffeine free diet Jolt Cola?  Is nothing sacred?!
...California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected.
...Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ...
...Catbathing is a martial art.
...Cats are smarter than dogs! You can't get 8 cats to pull a sled!
...Cats are the proof of a higher purpose with the universe...
...Cats rule and dogs drool...
...Chain Tagline:  Now stolen [17] times.
...Change is inevitable, except in vending machines.
...Chastity is the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.
...Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs
...Cindy Crawford - om kuken själv får välja!
...Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines!
...CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP <BANG> CLIP CLOP.....Amish drive-by shooting...
...Come back here! I'll bite your bloody knees off!
...Computer Hacker Wanted. Must have own axe.
...Computer possessed? Use DEVICE= EXOR.SYS
...Computer... Smoke... Uhh Ohh
...Con: the opposite of pro - Congress: The opposite of progress
...Congratulations you've won a Mercedes S600, press left amiga to confirn...
...Congress is like a cactus except the pricks are inside.
...Copywight 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved
...Cross-posted from alt.rap.sucks.yo.yo.yo.yo.
...Crunching disk... Please clean up after finished.
...Curiosity didn't kill the cat - I got 'im with the mower...
...Daddy! why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy?
...Damn, where did I leave my AK47. I had it at McDonalds....
...Dan Quayle... the EDLIN of Vice Presidents
...Datanät - internationellt utbyte av ensamhet  / Loesje
...Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.
...Difference between a virus & Windows? Viruses never fail.
...Do bugs scream right before they hit the windshield?
...Do files get embarrased when you unZIP them?
...Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
...Do something original - Be kind to one another!
...Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are better!
...Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
...Does war decide who's right?  Only who's left.
...Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.
...Don't *EVER* annoy a dragon...
...Don't drink water - fish fuck in it!
...Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I swear!
...Don't just DO something,STAND THERE!
...Don't Just Stand There - Kill Something! /Deacon (Waterworld)
...Don't lend people money.  It causes amnesia.
...Don't steal the Government doesn't want competition.
...Don't you dare touch that 'ignore' button!!
...Dont'ja just love $#(*^&(^ine noise?
...Doom Deathmatch Mode: Reach out an kill someone!!
...DOS 6.0: Yesterday's operating system, today!
...DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:
...DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
...DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...
...Dreadful.  Truly dreadful.  But you love it, don't you?
...Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
...Drop your carrier... we have you surrounded!
...Du kan ju inte ringa 90000 nu!!!  Jag downloadar ju!!!
...Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines
...Eat a LIVE frog in the morning. Nothing worse can happen!
...Echo Trek:  To boldly go off-topic where &#*@^$ NO CARRIER
...EDLIN - Easily Deleted, Lousy Incompetent Nuisance.
...Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
...En olycka kommer sällan utan - journalister... /Loesje
...Enjoy MicroSoft and your suffering will be legendary, Even in hell!
...ERROR #0099: Dead mouse in hard drive.
...Error finding COLDBEER.CAN  Sysop not loaded!
...Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP.
...Error, no Keyboard - Press F1 to Continue.
...Famous last words: "Did you see a herd of scorpions run by this way?"
...Father, forgive me... I've been caught using Windows...
...Fer sell cheep: IBM Spel chekker. Wurks grate.
...Finish your mail packet!  Children are offline in India.
...Flashlight: Device used to store dead batteries.
...For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date!
...Forecast for tonight: Dark
...FOSSIL Driver : He who chauffers old folks around
...Friends don't let friends use Windows.
...Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
...Född till original, hur kommer det sig att vi dör som kopior?
...För övrigt så anser jag att Kartago bör förstöras...
...Förbjud sportradion !
...Gays don't recruit children, but Christians sure do!
...General failure reading drive A: Please remove your fist.
...Get stoned - drink wet cement...
...Give your cats exercise -- throw them in front of a dog.
...Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't all be wrong.
...Go where no man has gone b4! The ladies Bathroom!
...God Jul!
...GOD.SYS not found, switching default to SATAN.SYS
...Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer.
...Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Management.
...Ground yourself, then hug your mainboard!
...Guts: Putting your NC, RC & ZC in your twit file.
...Gör som polisen - ha en i frams„tet och sex i baks„tet...
...Ha ett bart underliv...
...Halleluja!  Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
...Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
...hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?
...He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
...Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
...Helicopter pilots don't fly - they just beat the air into submission
...Hello good evening and welcome, to BLACKMAIL!
...Hello, I am part number ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³
...Help decrease moderator unemployment....Post Off-Topic
...Help the environment.  Recycle your boss.
...Help the I.R.S.- Donate a PENTIUM today!
...Here's the trouble:  A loose nut at the keyboard!
...Hex Dump:  Place for witches to get rid of used curses.
...HEY LOOK, Ifixxedthat spacebarproblem. ohdarn.
...Hey Santa, how much for a copy of your list of naughty girls?
...Honk if you want to see my middle finger.
...House? The computer room is attached to a house?
...How come animal shelter workers are paid more than childcare workers?
...How Come The AT&T Symbol Looks Like The Death Star?
...How do I set my laser printer to stun?
...How much is that window in the doggie ? - John Callahan
...Human error, deleting user!
...I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
...I am not a complete idiot.  Some parts are missing.
...I am perverted - I like annual sex.
...I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect Six......
...I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food.
...I don't fall in love - I fall in lust...
...I don't mind straight people, as long as they act gay in public.
...I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
...I HATE STUPID COWS!!!   holy or not....
...I have no beef with God. It's his fan clubs I can't tolerate.
...I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere!
...I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.
...I just tested out my pit bull. Ever heard a mime scream?
...I know and I know you know I know.
...I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.
...I never get any viru%^@#$#!@#...
...I never knew lasers could be printed.
...I played poker with tarot cards: got a flush and five people died.
...I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
...I still miss my cat - but my aim is improving!
...I tried to drown my problems but found out they can swim.
...I typed FORMAT COM1 and killed my SysOp!
...I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
...I visited cyberspace and all I got was this lousy tagline.
...I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.
...I wish life had a scroll-back buffer.....
...I wish you humans would leave me alone.
...I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
...I'd have written sooner, but I thought I owed you money.
...I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...
...I'd rather have a dirty mind, than be brainwashed.
...I'll have my women plain
...I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All.
...I'm not breaking the rules - just testing the elasticity
...I'm working on my second million dollars... I gave up on the first.
...IBM: Intentionally Braindamaged Machinery
...IBM: Invented By Murphy
...Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
...If 911 don't work - .357 will...
...If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you!
...If humans get hemorrhoids, do aliens get asteroids?
...If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
...If it screams, it's not food...yet....
...If it walks out of your refrigerator, LET IT GO!
...If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
...If its Tourist Season, why can't we shoot 'em ???
...If Jesus was Jewish, why did he have a Mexican name?
...If there ain't no BBS in heaven, I ain't going!!
...If there were no golf balls, how would we measure hail?
...If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
...If Windows sucked, it would be good for something...
...If You Ate A Rollercoaster - What Would It Taste Like ?
...If you breathe into a breathalyzer, what do you do with an analyzer?
...If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. -Bill Gates.
...If you choke a Smurf, what color does he turn?
...If you don't think women are explosive - drop one
...If you see a snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on snakes.
...If you see an onion ring, ANSWER IT!
...If you think you can limit my taglines to 70 characters you can kiss m
...If you're trying to drive me crazy, you're too late.
...Impotens är när jorden dragningskraft är större än tjejens
...In DoubleSpace no one can hear you scream...
...In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
...In the fight between you and the world, bet on the world - F. Zappa
...Infants don't enjoy infancy like adults enjoy adultery...
...Inga stilettklacksfetischister i min vattensäng tack!
...Instant human: just add coffee.
...Invandrare - är det de som kommer hit och stjäl vår arbetslöshet ? /Loesje
...Iraqi Bingo: B-52...F-16...A-10...F-18...F-117...B-2...
...It's always darkest just before you step on the cat.
...It's been Monday aaaaaaaaallllllll week!
...It's hard to soar like an Eagle, when you work with Turkeys
...It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole!
...It's not the fall that kills, it's the sudden stop.
...James Brown: "Help!  I've fallen and I can't get down!"
...Jesus saves! He passes to Moses--he shoots!! He SCORES!!!!!
...Jet engine theory:  suck, squeeze, bang, blow...
...Join the army, see the world, meet lots of interesting people and kill them!
...Kan alla rasister som är beredda att dö för sitt land göra det nu!
...LBL - för dum för att kolsyras
...Life is indeed a rat-race - and the rats are winning.
...Life's not passing me by, it's running me over!
...Line noise provided by Swedish Telecom !
...Livet är en hora, och jag har inga pengar...
...Logic: 1+1= 11, 2+2= 22, 3+3=6
...Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop reading my mail.
...Love is chemistry and sex is a physics.
...Macintosh: Machine Always Crashes; If Not, The OS Hangs!
...Mad at your neighbor?  Buy his kid a drum!
...Man ä styrd av sin dingelidong - med tvång, dingelidong - Just D
...Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust?
...Manual Labor. Isn't he the Vice Pres. of Mexico?
...May your Monitor Live Long and Phosphor
...Med en AK-4 i handen står man aldrig sist i kön...
...Med ett schysst järnrör kan man slå världen med häpnad
...Memory error on Brain1 - R)eboot, I)nfluence with large hammer...
...Men come in three sizes: small, medium, and Oh my God!
...Menu: a list of dishes which the restaurant has just run out of.
...Microsoft Windows... a virus with mouse support.
...Microsoft?? Du menar väl Makrobugg??
...Microwave hell - why wait an eternity ?
...Minds are like parachutes, both work better when open!
...MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine.
...Modemare gör det med protokoll.
...Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone!
...Money is the root of all evil - this meeage has been brought to you by the following sponsors
...MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE!
...MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used by laboratory rats.
...My cat committed suicide. He shot himself in the head nine times.
...My future's so bright....I need a flashlight.
...My genetics experiment ate my homework.
...My God can beat up YOUR god...
...My hard disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT.
...My last original tagline died of loneliness.
...My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.
...My other car is *ALSO* a road hazard...
...My other computer is a VAX.
...My Turbo Light is on, but nobody is home.
...N.Y cops go BAR-HOPPING, L.A cops go NIGHT-CLUBBING !
...Naturen gör inga misstag. Skapar den en dumbom så menar den det.
...Navy pilot's worst nightmare...NO CARRIER!
...Nedsmutsning - snart kan alla gå på vattnet... /Loesje
...Need money? Just dial 1-800-LETS-SUE
...Network Management is Like herding Cats.
...Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you!
...Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with your fist!
...Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
...Never mind the star, get those da** camels off the lawn!
...Never trust a smiling cat.
......Never try to outstubborn a cat.
...New Tagline Found! (S)teal (I)gnore (C)orrect spelling ?
...Newsbytes - Microsoft announce EDLIN for Windows.
...No hand signals.  The driver of this car is a convicted arab shoplifter.
...No honey, it's only a computer, PLEASE put down the gun..
...No one is as ugly as their passport photo!
...No Woody. I told you to TUCK the kids in bed. - Mia Farow
...No! Dammit nurse! I said to PRICK HIS BOIL!!!
...No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican telephone company!
...Noah upgraded and built an ARJ!
...Now, Here's John Bobbitt with a few words about Crazy Glue.
...Nymfomaner föredrar sju framför sex...
...När man ser många poliser på stan känner man sig automatiskt osäker...
...O Lord, protect me from those to whom You speak directly.
...Och på den åttonde skapade människan Gud...
...Oh, Oh, ...Your Zip File Is Open!
...Old computers make great boat anchors.
...Old soldiers never die; young ones do it for them.
...On a clear disk you can seek forever...
...One atom bomb could ruin your whole day...
...Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday!
...Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one - Clint Eastwood
...ORG.ASM not found, insert girlfriend in drive 6 !
...ORG.ASM not found. Girlfriend error...
...ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it?
...OS/2 - Ett virus på 21 disketter..
...Out of Coffee, Operator Stopped
...Out of condom error: VORSPIEL.EXE halted.
...Penny:  a dollar with all the taxes taken out.
...PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
...Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks.
...Pissoartext: Om det kommer snus och fimpar när du kissar - sök läkarhjälp!
...Poor man's bagpipe:  Stuff cat under arm, pull legs, and chew tail...
...Press <CTRL><ALT><SHIFT><TAB><ENTER> and click here
...Press any key to format C:  ...hehehe
...Press Bóèàüçö retain files, or any other key to reformat hard drive.
...Press CTRL+ALT+DELETE to continue...
...Pressing ENTER on this line will execute John Hancock...
...Pronoun: A noun that has lost its amateur status.
...PROSTITUTE: Receiver of swollen goods.
...Purrranoia - The feeling that your cat is up to something
...Put your hard drive to your ear. Can you hear the C: ?
...QWacK.... QWacK.... QWacK! Martin? Where's my shotgun?
...QWaK! QWak! SPLASH! Another QWaKer washed out by the Wave.
...RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory    
...Repent all ye 2400 bps modems, the end is NEAR!
...RU486DX - Abortion pill with math co-processor.
...Run for your lives! Moderator sighted.
...Rädda en skogsarbetare - Skjut en mijövän !
...Rökare är också människor - men inte lika länge...
...SAFE.SEX is a Trojan!
...Save a whale, harpoon a Norwegian.
...Send more tourists..... the last ones were delicious!
...Sensors show a moron in this sector, Captain.
...Sex is like a snowstorm: you never know how many inches you'll get
...Sign on ZIP file: CAUTION! Contents under pressure!
...Since she won't live forever, why give her a diamond?
...Skinheads have more hair than brain.
...Skinheads have more hair than brain...
...Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
...So many idiots... too few flame-throwers...
...Socialdemocratic Sweden - when hell just ain't tough enough
...Some days it's not worth chewing through the restraints.
...Some days, the only good things on TV are the vase and the clock.
...Some things must be believed to be seen ...
...Sorry, the brain you reached is disconnected.
...Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go?
...Speed Kills - Use Windows!
...Spela på hästar??? Jag leker inte med maten.
...Starkt jobbat PG!
...Support wildlife... throw a party!
...Support your local medical examiner - die strangely.
...Support Your right to keep and arm bears.
...Sure I know how to copy disks, where's the Xerox?
...SVÄLJ EN ÄLG!!!
...Swim nude. Sharks hate to peel their food.
...Tagline Lotto: ²²²²²²²²²²<- Scratch here for prize.
...Tagline temporarily out of order please use the stairs...
...Tagline Withdrawal Syndrome
...Tap here >>>>> >>>> <<<<< with HAMMER for new monitor!
...Tell the fat lady to shut up. It's not over yet!
...Terminal Illness..........................Getting sick at the airport
...The 4 food groups: Fast, frozen, instant and microwaved.
...The cat caught my mouse !
...The Japanese call us lazy, but at least we cook our fish!
...The light at the end of the tunnel could be a flame thrower!
...The Lottery:  a tax for people who don't understand statistics.
...The only bugs I have in my PC are sucked in by the cooling-fan...
...The Russian Express Card Moto: Don't Leave Home!
...The sign with the gun on the front door said - No Witnesses...!
...The truth shall make you free, but first it shall piss you off.
...The UARTs won't take this speed much longer Captain!
...The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ.
...There IS intelligent life on earth but I'm just visiting!!
...They didn't want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.
...This ain't no technological breakdown. This is the road to hell.
...This copy of reality has been unregistered for 4 billion years......
...This message has been cruelly tested on cute furry little animals.
...This message was hand-crafted in only the finest ASCII.
...This message was typed with recycled pixels.
...This virus must be run under Microsoft Windows.
...Thou shalt not kill (unless you're in DEATHMATCH mode).
...Three is a crowd...
...Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students.
...To err is human, to forgive is against FIDONET policy!
...To establish voice contact, please yell into keyboard.
...Today's statement: Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity!
...Total strangers need love too, and I'm stranger than most
...Tough guys don't take backup - but smart guys do...
...Trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
...Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
...Unable to locate computer... Too many manuals on desk...
...Unfortunately, Wife 1.0 is not upgradable
...Unzip, expand, explode ... OK! Who's the pervert?
...Urinalysis: The study of pissed off people
...Us pilots do it in cockpits
...USER ERROR:  Strike user to continue...
...USER, The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot".
...Vad är det där för en röd liten kna.#%&!?NO CARRIER
...Varför kommer pizzan till ditt hus fortare än snuten?
...Vax on - Vax off
...Vidi, Vici, Veni... I Saw, I Conquered, I Came....
...Virus not found, please reinstall!
...VirusScan: MS Windows found.  Delete? (Y/y)
...W8! - min brödrost tog just eld...
...Walk through doors, don't crawl throuh Windows.
...WARNING!! There is an electron gun aimed at you.
...We have enough youth, how about a "Fountain of Smart"?
...We have joy, we have fun, we have nazis on the run!
...We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing.
...We'll get along fine as soon as you realize that I'm God!
...Weapon's don't kill - man do...
...What color is a chameleon on a mirror?
...What do 150 Smurfs do at a football game? ...The Blue Wave!
...What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
...What has four legs and an arm?  A happy pit bull.
...What Kodak & condoms have in common: They both capture great moments!
...What's worse, a part missing or a part left over?
...What, us .BATs?   V^^^\_o^o_/^^^V
...What? Wrong spelling? Impossible! My modem has got error-correction!
...Whats's up doc ? 
...WHATS_UP.DOC found in BUGSBUNY.ZIP
...When God made Woman, he used the rib that holds in Man's stomach.
...When man builds better mousetraps, nature builds better mice.
...When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
...Where did birds sit before there were telephone wires?
...Where is the cat ummmm and why is my printout so fuzzy?
...Whip me! Beat me! Make me run Windows on an XT!
...White men can't jump?! Well, we've got better things to do!
...Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my disk?
...Who the hell is Murphy? @;'"^%$$#%<CARRIER LOST>
...Why did CNN cancel that cool "Desert Storm" show?
...Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
...Why is "ABBREVIATION" such a long word?
...Win(ners) are loosers...
...WindowError:01A Operating system overwritten. Terribly sorry.
...WindowError:020 Error recording error codes.  Remaining errors lost.
...Windows - About as useful as airbrakes on a turtle.
...Windows Error: 132 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
...WiNDOWS iSN'T A ViRUS, A ViRUS DOES SOMETHING
...WINDOWS, from the people who brought you EDLIN
...Windows: Veni, vidi, shelfi. It came, I saw it, it went on the shelf.
...WinError: Keyboard not found, formatting the harddisk.
...With schizofrenia you're never alone!
...Wizard Guild parking ONLY - violators WILL be toad!
...WOMAN.ZIP: Great program. No docs, but fun to unZIP.
...Women are like programs. A smart man keeps a backup.
...Women fake orgasm, men fake foreplay.
...Wrong! 30 minutes of begging is NOT considered foreplay.
...You can multi-task on C-64s. Keep a multitude of them!
...You will get a fair trial, after which you will be shot.
...You'll get what's coming to you.  Unless it's Routed NetMail.
...Your I.Q. results are back.  They're negative.
...Your karma just ran over my dogma!
...Your lucky number is 85587928. Watch for it everywhere
...[I] my job.  [] my boss.  I'm self employed!
...[HANCOCK]Pressing ENTER on this line will execute John Hancock!