A female TV reporter went to have an interview with a farmer seeking the
     main cause of Mad Cow disease.

     The Lady : Good evening Sir, we are here to collect information about
     the reason that causes Mad Cow Disease. Do you have any idea what might
     be the reason?

     The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that the bull
     fucks the cow once a year?

     The Lady (getting embarrassed) : "Well sir, that's a new piece of
     information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow
     disease?

     The Farmer : Well Madam, do you know that we milk the cow four times a
     day?

     The Lady : Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about
     getting to the point?


     The Farmer : I am getting to the point Madam. Just imagine, if I was
     playing with your tits four times a day and fucking you once a year,
     wouldn't you get mad?